Do you think you are Malaysian enough??

If you think you are Malaysian enough then you should have some of this habits or experienced something similar yourself:

1) Tend to litter everywhere even there's a rubbish bin near you.
2) Prefer to risk your lives by crossing a heavy traffic even though you can make good use of an overhead bridge that's apparently close or just right in front of you.
3) You feel unsecured whenever you see a policeman, police patrol car or even a road block in Malaysia.
4) You drive in a moderate speed because the recent fuel price hike is just too much for you. ( If you are rich, ignore this)
5) You like to hang out with your friends at a mamak stall that's because mamak stall provides food and beverages at quite a reasonable price last time but not now.
6) Park your cars whenever you think it's possible just for your own good, double parking, triple parking, parking in the middle of the road or pressing the double signal button to pretend that your car broke down so that you can just park it there and finish your whatever business nearby. ( I wanted to try that a lot)
7) Read newspapers that were publishing important MPs or VIPs officiate some ceremony by hitting pans and cutting a very very tall cake rather than publishing more important news or matter that's happening in our country or around the globe.
8) Speak Manglish. ( A fusion of Bahasa Melayu and English )
9) You are able to live and survive *perfectly* in a multi-raced country.
10) You are able to enjoy more holidays than other countries. There's Hari Raya holidays, Chinese New Year holidays, Hari Deepavali's holidays and etc.
11) You are able to see some incredible breath taking moves done by Mat Rempits in their motorcycles as if they are performing acts in Royal London Circus.
12) If you offended the government, then you will be put into jail by ISA ( Internal Security Agency) because ISA tends to protect the government more than you.
13) The level of corruption is high but it's normal to give rasuah especially when you are in trouble. You know what I mean.


Well, that's probably a few that I could only think of. If you feel offended please press ALT+ F4 immediately for the sake of everyone. Just posting my opinions. Peace.