Thursday, July 24, 2008

Do you think you are Malaysian enough??

If you think you are Malaysian enough then you should have some of this habits or experienced something similar yourself:

1) Tend to litter everywhere even there's a rubbish bin near you.
2) Prefer to risk your lives by crossing a heavy traffic even though you can make good use of an overhead bridge that's apparently close or just right in front of you.
3) You feel unsecured whenever you see a policeman, police patrol car or even a road block in Malaysia.
4) You drive in a moderate speed because the recent fuel price hike is just too much for you. ( If you are rich, ignore this)
5) You like to hang out with your friends at a mamak stall that's because mamak stall provides food and beverages at quite a reasonable price last time but not now.
6) Park your cars whenever you think it's possible just for your own good, double parking, triple parking, parking in the middle of the road or pressing the double signal button to pretend that your car broke down so that you can just park it there and finish your whatever business nearby. ( I wanted to try that a lot)
7) Read newspapers that were publishing important MPs or VIPs officiate some ceremony by hitting pans and cutting a very very tall cake rather than publishing more important news or matter that's happening in our country or around the globe.
8) Speak Manglish. ( A fusion of Bahasa Melayu and English )
9) You are able to live and survive *perfectly* in a multi-raced country.
10) You are able to enjoy more holidays than other countries. There's Hari Raya holidays, Chinese New Year holidays, Hari Deepavali's holidays and etc.
11) You are able to see some incredible breath taking moves done by Mat Rempits in their motorcycles as if they are performing acts in Royal London Circus.
12) If you offended the government, then you will be put into jail by ISA ( Internal Security Agency) because ISA tends to protect the government more than you.
13) The level of corruption is high but it's normal to give rasuah especially when you are in trouble. You know what I mean.


Well, that's probably a few that I could only think of. If you feel offended please press ALT+ F4 immediately for the sake of everyone. Just posting my opinions. Peace.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Is it really important to confess your feelings to someone you like?

Do you think it is really compulsory to let the person you like how you feel about him/her?

Or we should just sit back and keep quiet about it and just keep the feelings ourselves so that the current relationship with the person will not be affected?

There's pros and cons whether we choose to tell or not to tell.

Positive results:
1) The relationship between you and him/her will be better
2) You might just get lucky as him/her had the same feelings as well so both of you decided to just couple up. Why not?
3) Nothing happens, maybe because your message was misinterpreted. Sad case.

Negative result:
1) Get rejected, but still remains as friends.
2) Get rejected, but did not contact each other anymore. This is very very bad.
3) Accepted, but this may not be a good thing because him/her might just be playing with your feelings.
4) Your confessions did not affect anything, because he/she thinks keeping the relationship currently is the best choice as he/she might not be ready for it yet.

So, what do you think?

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Just to make you smile...




















































































Todays is my off day...think I will just sleep for the rest of the day. *YAWN*

Friday, July 18, 2008

Red Cliff, The Reddest Cliff of All

























Yesterday was the official screening of Red Cliff in my country, Malaysia. It is a 2 part Chinese action movie based on the event during The Three Kingdoms. Red Cliff is the most highly budgeted Asian film on the date spending around US$80 million. (sourced from www.gsc.com.my)

I managed to bought 2 tickets of it and went to GSC at Mid Valley with my friend, Tan Carmen.
The show was expected to be starting at 3.15pm, but you know, with the all the advertising adds. and so on, the movie was delayed to start at 3.30p.m.. Carmen and I entered late as I went buying a drink for myself despite of the long que.

As we sat down and waiting eagerly to enjoy the movie in peace. To my horror, there was no sound!!!!

HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO WATCH A MOVIE WITHOUT SOUND?

Ridiculous!!! I am not watching a Charlie Chaplin soundless movie la. F**K!!!!

After 10 long soundless minutes, the bugger on the top playing the film finally realised that he forgot to turn on the sound system. What an ass.

The movie turned to be quite ok. Just ok. Not much and not more. Iron Man is far alot better than it i would reckon. But one thing is for sure, Takeshi Kaneshiro/金城武 is so darn handsome in the movie. Any girl or woman seeing him will sure be electrocuted immediately. *Sigh* How I wish I was him.

After the movie, both of us went to YOYO snack to grab a bite.
















That's Carmen with her Toast

After eating, we went back home and I *gentlemanly* escorted her back to her parking place.

When I saw her car, it was SHOCKING!!!

















Man.... do you notice how she parked her car?

She parked so close to the next vehicle as if the parking space at Mid Valley are all kancil reserved type. So swt....

Can you figure out how she get into her car????

By the left passenger
seat of course. DU-UH~~. You don't expect her to enter through the driver's door don't you? Even a skeleton can't do that.

I hop into her car to experience myself in her driving skills. She got herself alot
of *praisings* from the people that sat in her car before. So I guess I must verify it those *praisings* were true. Experiencing is believing, huh?

Well, it end up to be TRUE!!!

She's about a hundred times better driver than me!!!

She can do drift while turning down from Garden's parking, can you do that? I bet you can't.

My last advice, buy an insurance before you get into her car, and get ready to be freaked out by her mad driving skills.

Thx
Carmen,
Had a nice day today.



Thursday, July 17, 2008

血型的依赖关系








A, B, O, AB, 是个自依赖的。

AB>B>O>A>AB
( '>' = 依赖)


AB is relatively depending on B, B is relatively depending on O and so on...( you don't expect that i will write all of it, don't you?)

The blood type also decides the attitude of the person u are.

AB blood type = 有点神经质,自我,拥有两种相反的性格, 非常有个性, 很难被其他人理解

B blood type = 我行我素, 有个性 , 没有行动力

O blood type = 有包容力, 有行动力(异常),性急(不要想歪), 健忘, 很容易出差错

A blood type = 拥有谨细神经, 行事谨慎, 有理性

B 血型的人是反复无常的游牧民族的后裔, 这是和理性的A行人是合不来的。
这一点,O行人是有包容力的,即使面对B型人也容易接受对方。
除此之外,B型人非常依赖O型人的行动能力,即使说,B型人是靠O型人令自己的个性得以存活。

O型人因为是狩猎民族的子孙, 所以很有行动力, 但什么事也很性急.
因此, O型人会依赖行事谨慎的A行人来监视自己.

A型人属于农耕民族的子孙就是谨细和对什么事都过分认真.
很多诚实和理性的A型人是没有个性的.
虽然他们拥有和其他人相处的社会常识,但太在意四周的气氛,反而会自讨苦吃.
对于感性又拥有神经谨细的A型人来说, 只有AB型的人能够给于他们忠告.

AB型的人就是农耕民族和游牧民族的混合种族.

信不信由你...


Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Shao Lin Showdown by Maxisss???? Wtf....


Maxis is really getting crazier and crazier in promoting these days. ( the pressure from DiGi must be poking their ass)

Their promoters had to be covered in all silver.

Could you imagine yourself doing that???!!! No way!!!

That's total nuts and i will just crack my own nuts rather than posing like somekind of silverish alien coming to dominate the world of telecommunications from Planet Maxis.

DiGi, always the smarter choice...